Radio Guy: Well, what’s your latest obsession?
Hank: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber, y’know, I mean, we have all this amazing technology, and yet computers have turned into, basically, four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratise us, but all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and 24-hour access a day to kiddie porn. People… they don’t write any more. They blog. Instead of talking, they text. No punctuation, no grammer. L-O-L this and L-M-F-A-O that. It just seems to me that it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people, in a protolanguage that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.
Radio Guy: Yet, you’re part of the problem. I mean, you’re out there blogging with the best of them.
Hank: Hence my self loathing.